So this afternoon I answer the phone thinking it's Michaela or Stephanie wanting to talk more politics... but it was..well....I'll just replay for you:
caller.."Hi, Mrs. Strang I'm with ADT Home Security and I have a great offer for you. It's.."
me: "Hey, sorry...I'm not interested in learning more about your products until after the election."
caller.."Hi, Mrs. Strang I'm with ADT Home Security and I have a great offer for you. It's.."
me: "Hey, sorry...I'm not interested in learning more about your products until after the election."
caller: "Excuse me?"
me: "Well, if Obama wins, I won't be able to buy anything from you because he's going to take all my money for his government programs. He's going to be taxing all of us..."
caller:.."(laughing)..oh, I understand but what I was going to tell you is that hook-up and installation are free and..."
me.. : "OK, but I'm still going to have to pay a monthly fee for your service and I just don't know if I'll have 'extra' money left over to invest in your company."
caller: (laughing again) OK but having a home protection service is very valuable..."
me.. : "Well, if Obama wins...I'll have to stick with using my husband's hunting rifle as our home protection service."
caller: (laughing) OK maam I get it. Thank you.
me.. : "OK, but I'm still going to have to pay a monthly fee for your service and I just don't know if I'll have 'extra' money left over to invest in your company."
caller: (laughing again) OK but having a home protection service is very valuable..."
me.. : "Well, if Obama wins...I'll have to stick with using my husband's hunting rifle as our home protection service."
caller: (laughing) OK maam I get it. Thank you.
2 comments:
That was really funny!
laugh out loud funny! that is awesome!! ps, hope you don't mind me snooping around on your blog. I just recently started one-so there's not much yet, but you're welcome to check it out if you want! :)
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